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In this game, "one-up" the previous user by posting something better than what they did.

Alice wrote:
I ate a sandwich.

Bob wrote:
I ate two sandwiches!

Charlie wrote:
Oh yeah? I ate a sandwich AND some ice cream.

Diane wrote:
Why bother with a sandwich? I just had two ice creams, way better than only one!

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- No restarting (this might change depending on how the game goes but you should probably always be able to one-up someone.)
- Keep things related, "I ate some ice cream" shouldn't lead to "I blew up the universe" on the next post.
- Be respectful. We're here to laugh.
- No use of "infinity" number of things


I'll start off with the fact I ate a sandwich. :p
 
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I ate a sandwich and a slice of pizza
 
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One slice of pizza? That's it?! I ate a whole pizza!
 
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I ate a Domino’s pizza with cookies!
 

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I ate a WAL-MART OVEN PIZZA WITH 10 SUBWAY COOKIES

BEAT THAT
 
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Pizza is food for weaklings. I drank a pool full of chocolate milk and still had room for Wall-Mart oven pizza with a side of 20 cookies.
 

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Oh yeah, Emilio? Beat this:
3 servings of a Walmart oven pizza, 1km of chocolate milk, 69 cookies and lots of spaghetti afterwards! :grinning:
 

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MATE THAT'S LOW
I HAD 60 PIZZA
2km OF CHOCOLATE MILK, 669 COOKIES AND 5000 PACKS OF MICROWAVE NOODLES
 

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But.. Noodles are not tasty..
Having 1km of pizza and pasta, 50,000 feet of Meatball Mariana and enough chocolate milkshake to fill up a can the size of Mount Everest is so much better!
 

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I HAD 2km of PIZZA AND PASTA, 100,000 feet of VEGETARIAN meatballs, and enough mango juice to fill up a can two times the size of Mount Everest
 
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I HAD 2km of PIZZA AND PASTA, 100,000 feet of NON-VEGETARIAN meatballs (cos vego meatballs are not meatballs, theyre called vegeballs :D), and enough mango juice to fill up a can two times the size of Mount Everest

Nice copy and paste job :p ^^
 

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Get ahead with the times. I had 98,980 square miles of supreme/combo pizza, 202,202 feet of real meatballs, 529 Big Macs, 9,069 tons of doritos, and enough Mountain Dew to fill up the size of Jupiter. :joy:
 

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Oh yeah?
I had 42 pizzas the size of life, the universe and everything, 69,000 Meatball Mariana subs the size of Jupiter, enough milk to fill up the Milky Way Galaxy, 2005 Big Macs, 120,000 tons of Italian bread, 100,000 tons of Doritos and a gummy bear the size of the Sun!
How will you compete? :joy:
(P.S: NO COPYING AND PASTING! IF YOU DO, I WILL BE VERY ANGRY! :mad:)