Write a status for the person above. (1 viewer)

[Satnav]

The title explains it pretty well. You just have to write a status message on the behalf of the person above.
Try to make it make as much sense as possible.
Have fun

 

[paris]

I Tri to TAS everi dai but I still SUCCCCCC

 

[Dossie]

Hey guys I made a new game thread! Hope you'll like the idea!

(hope that is how it goes :3 )

 

[Dokan]

Waifu changes every 14 days - Successful since 2016

 

[Satnav]

I was sittin' on my front porch, grabbed a beer

 

[Alicu]

I was having a fantastic day and then I woke up, it was a dream!

 

[Jonny]

I was playing MKWii when Jonny star'd me at the line ;^;

 

[Dokan]

Can't break the seals, i am one.

 

[Satnav]

I went skipping down the road

 

[Tim]

New TAF out on YouTube, took me 39 and a half hours!

 

[Satnav]

I hold all the clan records. get on my level!

 

[Jonny]

I am now taking requests for tracks to TAF! As long as they're Coconut Mall!!

 

[dai]

Thinking about Gerald♡

 

[Viper]

My name is dai and I'm here to say I'm from the Netherlands and I love to play.

 

[Satnav]

 

[Jonny]

JONNY SUCKS!!!!!!1!1!1!1!11!11!1!1!1!1!111111

 

[Dossie]

Lasmaster pr0 Jonny

 

[Jonny]

I am Doss the Boss.

 

[Satnav]

My Internet brings all the skrubs to the yaard

 

[Viper]

Yo, satnav, I'm not a gps but I can find my way around any mario kart track ayyoooo